I bought some bananas. They're sitting on my table. It's wierd, you know? I mean, food just sitting out there, not in a box or can or anything. Just sitting on my table ( Read more... )

My spell check program has stopped acknowledging the existence of contractions. Every time I type an apostrophe, it complains. I am just saying ( Read more... )

Still to come:

My amazing journey across the Hong Kong border and deep into the nightmare of Chinese bureaucracy!
The drunken conclusion to my visit with Thorn Chain, Moon Howling Wolf, and the city!

and you won't want to miss the adult-themed hijinks on the flight back!

Stay tuned!

But first, a word from the other end of my mental spectrum:

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The tip that sent me yesterday to Stanley Street in search of cameras may have been good in 1998 when it was written, but tourism has since overrun the area. No matter, extensive searching has proven that my sweet, lovely lass, Shen Hao, does not live in Hong Kong. Perhaps she lives in Shenzhen, as according to the website, she may often be found ( Read more... )